Feeling Wacky on Wednesday!

Are you more...

01) Banjo for the fun, danceable sound or violin for the soulful, spirit-lifting sound? depends on the day, but usually Banjo
02) Bus/subway for cheapness and ecological responsibility or cab for door to door convenience? subway all the way -- too bad we don't have a good one in the ATL
03) Paper grocery bags for the capacity and biodegradableness or plastic grocery bags for the convenience and reusability? plastic bags -- can't beat 'em for kitty litter!
04) Liking fruit that you peel (bananas, oranges, etc.) or fruit that you don't peel (apples, pears, etc.)? no peel, please
05) Expensive 3-ply kleenex or discount 2-ply kleenex? 3 ply.
06) Super soft toilet paper to be cushy on your widdle bum or rough, no-nonsense toilet paper to be sure to get your dirty asshole clean? cushy, baby!
07) Watching fake wrestling (WWE, for example) for the kitchy drama or watching real fighting (boxing, UFC, etc.) for the realness? neither. don't like fighting
08) Coy about telling people what you want when asked ("Oh I don't need anything.") or upfront about telling people what you want when asked ("I would LOVE a new watch.")? up front.
09) Believing NASA is amazing for inventing the Space Pen (works in no gravity) or believing NASA is stupid for not doing like the Russians who just use pencils? $1M on a pen. waste of money. Russians rule!
10) A Spanky fan or an Alfalfa fan? Alfalfa.